Cocaine Bear

We went & seen this. & it was Fantastic! Full theatre first time I’ve seen that in 10 years. 100 people 1 Theatre we had a Great Time. These people in reviews are cynical, miserable, over PC, probably haven’t laughed a day in their life, & I’m a trans W, really I am! Heck laugh at me! Long as something in your life, sparks joy! I can take that rather then your miserable ways & reviews! if you can’t watch this movie with humor and a good time. You are wasting life. This is very loosely based on a true story, but everything in this film is fictional! So why are you so mad? Do you get angry at Marvel movies too! or are they just the best thing you’ve ever seen! Crazy girl watching 1980s movie. Have yourself a good time goonies never say die. 😂 😆 love ya.

I can’t wait based on all the negative snowflake reviews from people who have no sense of humor! Before you go saying this film will normalize cocaine for kids ask yourself if you ever though drag queens would be the norm? Also gun violence in movies has created a generation of mass murder.

The story is written well but with a sort of diverging plots coming together into the forest for their own specific reasons and doing all the dumb things characters would do in a horror movie but with a bear instead (which is done intentionally). The problem is there just isn’t enough to go off of, it’s really just about a cocaine eating bear killing people. There are some funny moments mixed with gore moments. But it isn’t particularly funny, I wouldn’t consider this movie a full comedy. All in all there’s a good cast attached, it’s worth a single watch and that’s about it. I’m glad I didn’t see this in theaters wasting $50-100 but it is worth a home watch.

It was worth the price of admission, but I wasn’t certain that I would watch it three times. Twice perhaps. Anyway. Another person wrote about Hollywood and overhearing a 9-year-old talking about cocaine. Nah, that sounded way too convenient and forced to be true.

Awful movie.. had low expectations and still fell below them.

You can tell this movie is trying to do a thing. It’s painfully obvious how bad it fail at that thing. Just horribly unfunny.

I guess anyone can make a movie about anything and it doesn't end up mattering if it's good or bad. Some funny scenes, but the movie was a waste of time I wish I could get back.

Some good laughs, nothing special.

Yes idiots, it is remotely funny. I haven’t even watched it and laughed multiple times from the preview. Also, to the other idiot, no this isn’t normalizing Cocaine for kids. It’s a movie with a rating. Stop blaming the movies.

Figured it would be bad but maybe at least funny. Nope. Humor is off, tone is off. Writing is even worse that it should have been. A waste of time. Not even bad fun. Just bad.